Jokes From Emails

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This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!
She says, "Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?...
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals....
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beauti...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
------------ What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's hat and sitting in a red wagon which is being pulled slowly by a large Labador Retriever.
When he got a...
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up.
Her first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another woman....
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner....
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning.
His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed....
Burn Baby Burn - A Cigar Story ONLY IN THE U.S. LEGAL SYSTEM A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against .
.. get this ...fire. Withi...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you....

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