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A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday.
He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result....
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.
During the to...
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them....
You have to read the whole thing: The following is from a 1950's Home Economics textbook intended for the High School girls, teaching how to prepare for married life.
1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.
After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders....
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.
Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt....
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately....
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front.
He goes round the back of the pub only to find two bikies, one with his fingers up the bum of the...
SMART HUNTER A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending.
He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you've had a pretty...
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