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What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer who's gone bad? Senator....
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on my cat....
The headmistress at a girls' prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls down to the army base and speaks with one of the office
"We're having a social here at school and I was wondering if you...
Dumbest Deaths in History" Francis Bacon: One of the most influential minds of the late 16th century.
A statesman, a philosopher, a writer, and a scientist, he was even rumored to have written some...
A good friend is a gift. 1. In kindergarten, your idea of a good friend was the one who let you have the red crayon, when all that was left was the ugly black one.
2. In first grade your idea of a goo...
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it....
You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
You guys line up alphabetically by height....
A judge asked a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw.
From out in the audience a man shouted, "Lying bastard!" "Silence in the court!", the jud...
Thoughts to ponder... Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?...

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