Jokes From Emails

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BASIC TRUTHS Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film Save the whales.
Collect the whole set. Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock....
You know how those novelty shops, as if required by some obscure law, all carry those cutesy keychains with various sayings on them?
Well, I happen to know that in your deepest innermost desire, you...
Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have Learned * No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
* When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. * If your sister hi...
The British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports).
The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206....
A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it.
That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit....
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle me Elmo dolls".
It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday....
IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUY If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy. If you work too ha...
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending.
He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mi...
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.
Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper....
Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent, suspiciously eyeing her bulging stomach.
Why, no Father," answered the nun demurely, "It's ju...

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