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You know you live in San Francisco when... Your co-worker tells you that they have 8 body piercings but none of them happen to be visible.
... When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think of steak....
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter!
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up wi...
Church Bulletin Bloopers 1. "Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children." 2. "Ushers will eat latecomers." 3. "The Ladies Bi...
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
Ed Bluestone "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older.
After preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier and bumpier and bumpier....
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.
5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used?...
The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records.

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