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Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job.
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A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?
Sure do," replied the bartender....
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction.
Quic...
Things that annoy me: -The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals.
-When something is "new and improved", which is it?...
MEGA MORON AWARDS Not quite stupid enough for the Darwin awards but they are working on it.
A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change....
Calling in Sick.... A Cat Owner's Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying.
On one occasion, I had a v...
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.
It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.
He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.
"HA," he snorted, "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair on your chest!...
Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker.
As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring....

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