Jokes From Emails

Jokes From Emails

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Golf Balls A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple of dozen old balls one day and took them home with him, stuffing the into his pants pockets.
On the bus on his way home, an el...
An Email Oops! It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow...
Reflecting On Your Changing Concerns! Then: Long hair.
Now: Longing for hair. Then: Keg Now: EKG. Then: Acid rock Now...
Dating vs Marriage When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue When you are married .
...You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband....
Invited Over For Dinner and Dessert A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.
This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she wo...
A Blonde, A Brunette and A Red-Head There were women waiting to be executed.
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde. It was an old-fashioned execution....
Drunk A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar completely drunk.
He walks up to the bartender and asks for a drink....
Redneck Birth Control After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that enough was enough (they couldn't afford a double wide).
So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules)...
Quayle'isms: * "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.
* "If we don't succeed, we...
The Mermaid There's these three guys and they're out having a relaxing day fishing.
Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish....

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