Jokes From Emails

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How to make an Irishman Mad Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man.
One guy said he was going to make him mad. He walked over to the irish man and tapped him on the shoulder....
Martha Stewart for Rednecks" PERSONAL HYGIENE: 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can fo...
What are the dogs in Fire Engines for? A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.
Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck wa...
Engineers: A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minu...
How to Identify Where a Driver is From... A. One hand on wheel, one hand on ho
Chicago B. One hand on wheel, one finger out window...
Sayings We'd Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Poste
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines....
A Letter from your mama... Dear Son: I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accide...
6 O'Clock News A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening.
The redhead bets the blonde $...
A visit to the vet... A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help.
The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table....
Carjacking Foiled! An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car.

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