Jokes From Emails

Jokes From Emails

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HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?
CUSTOMER: "Hi!...
Cats and Dogs... What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable....
A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers... Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word ...
Male & female Interpretations" THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....
How cold is it? This is the Unofficial World Wide Activities Thermometer, based on stereotypes and geographical generalizations by temperature.
Air Temperatures (all Fahrenheit): 60 DEGREES: Calif...
Your Morning Coffee... A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee.
He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the qua...
Men, Translated "I'm going fishing." Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.
"It's a guy...
Here are some lessons leaned from the experiences of a number of would-be bank robbers.
Pick The Right Bank...
Airplane Humor Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
A senior moment... As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

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