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IDIOTS IDIOTS IN THE STORE: I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card.
She informed me that she could...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft... Patro
Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support....
Some clever thoughts... "I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence?...
Where is God? Two bothers, ages eight and ten, were always getting themselves into trouble for some reason or another.
If something was missing, they were probably involved. Their parents were beyond...
15 things that SEX and PARKING SPACES share in commo
1. You should never have to wait to find one 2. You should be able to slide right into one 3....
Signs That You've Had TOO MUCH Of The 90's ** You try to enter your password on the microwave.
** You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted....
Dog Quotations "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" --Unknown "Some days you're the dog
ome days you're the hydrant." -- Unknown "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot abou...
The Blonde's Revenge Well, the blondes finally got their act together and got back at the brunettes.
Here's their revenge: Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? A. Brown-bagging...
LAWYERS *Q.* What do lawyers use for birth control?
*A.* Their personalities. *Q.* What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?...
Anagrams An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase.
The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either h...

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