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Annual Physical 77 year old Morris went for his annual physical.
All of his tests came back with great results. Dr....
Doggy Definitions LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your people where you want them to go.
DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the gue...
Things men know: Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked women.
Men know that PMS is Mother Natures way of telling you to get out of the house....
Instructions For Microsoft's New TV Dinner Products You must first remove the plastic cover.
By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners....
Useless Inventions ...
The End of Life The strangest thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean life is tough. It takes a lot of your time....
What a Virus! If you receive an e-mail entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty....
English Can Be A Silly Language Lets face it, English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in eggplant. No ham in hamburger. And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple....
Aviation Terms for The Uninformed ALTERNATE AIRPORT
The area directly beyond the active runway when the engine quits on take off ALTIMETER SETTING...
Golfing and the Genie A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.
On the third tee the husband said "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball...

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