Jokes From Emails

The Different sex's at a drive-up ATM His ATM 1. Pull up to ATM 2.
Insert card 3. Enter PIN number 4. Take cash, card, and receipt 5....
I Love Her, But... (a collection of men's thoughts on their women) .
..she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen....
Some thoughts... -- Spotted on the back of a tshirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad
If you see me running, try to keep up." -- Light travels faster than sound....
Great Little Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats....
Lawyer Laughs They're things people actually said in court, word for word.
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q...
The Pilsbury Doughboy's Passing Veteran Pillsbury spokes-model Pop N.
Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71....
Home Sweet Home A policeman sees an old man sitting on a park bench crying.
What's the matter" asks the cop. The old man replies, "I'm married to a 21 year old gorgeous girl....
Best Excuses if You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 1.
They told me at the blood bank this might happen....
Facts I'm Not Sure You Really Need to Know: ** In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
** Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches. ** A duck's quack doesn't echo, a...
Blond Removing The Dents A blond left her car out in a hail storm.
When the storm was over she checked the car and found out it was covered with small dents....