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Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....
How to Annoy a Californian: ** Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
** Pronounce all one-syllable words with two. ** When giving directions, finish with "it's right down yonder on the left....
And Then There Was Man... One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!
"What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful g...
US Army Official Voice Mail Message Thank you for calling the United States Army.
I'm sorry, but all of our units are out at the moment, or are otherwise engaged....
Corporate America: After a two -year long study, The National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corportate America's recreational preferences.
1. The sport of choice for male une...
The Engineer There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical.
After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired....
Why Men Can't Win If you work too hard, you're not spending enough time with her.
If you don't work hard enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum....
The Painter A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her.
They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants....
Dangerous Symptoms Of Inner Peace Be on the lookout for symptoms of inner peace.
How To Talk About Men And Still Be Politically Correct He does not have a beer gut, -- He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
He is not quiet, -- He is a Conversational Minimalist. He is no...

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