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Words of Wisdom: ** The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
** A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
You Know You're From The Bay Area When: ** Your co-worker tells you she has 8 body piercings but none are visible.
** When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think of steak. You think of danger. ** Y...
Remember When... A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note a window was something you hated to clean.
.. and ram was the cousin of a goat... Meg was the name of my girlfriend a...
THE MAMMOGRAM This is an X-ray that has its own name because no one wants to actually say the word breast.
Mammograms require your breasts to do gymnastics. If you have extremely agile breasts, you sh...
Logic... Billy Bob and Billy Joe, two rednecks from Arkansas, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Billy Bob went to see Professor Home...
Upcoming MasterCard Commercial: Lockheed F-16 Fighting Falcon - $
25 million Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Fighter - $...
The Clever Old Rooster There was a chicken farmer who only had one old rooster in the henhouse.
Needless to say, he wasn't up to much. The farmer brought a new rooster, and put him in the henhouse....
Horseback Riding A blonde decides to try horseback, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops al...
Rules that guys wished girls knew ** If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us. ** Learn to work the toilet seat. When the lid is up, put it down....
Ready for bed Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, I'm tired, and it's getting late.
I think I'll go to bed....

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