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Those Darned Sailors By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken.
"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded....
Sarcastic Remarks to Get You Through The Day: 1. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be.
..? 2. Do I look like a people person? 3. This isn't an office....
Careful what you wish for... God created the mule, and told him, "You are mule.
You will work constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back....
Here are some UNIX responses to some UNIX command
# man woman desire man: desire not found $ cat "food in cans" ca...
AOL Chat Room Poetry I was sitting in chat room, Feeling mildly amused, When I saw something strange, That left me all confused.
Someone typed a word, (As far as I could tell) But I had never seen i...
Barbie A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.
He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store mana...
She was soooooooooooooo blonde... ....she sent me a fax with a stamp on it .
...she thought a quarterback was a refund ....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order ....
Some simple truths of life by George Carlin... 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organiza...
You know your getting old when. . . ** There are three signs of old age.
The first is your loss of memory, and the other two I forget....

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