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Talking Like a Grown Up The former kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no babytalk....
Excerpts from a Cat's diary DAY 659 -- My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing tha...
Where's The Mail? A blonde goes out of her house and checks her mailbox.
Seeing nothing, she closes the mailbox and goes back into her house....
A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted.
St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it....
Geometry My geometry tutor told me "A six-sided polygon is called a hexagon, a five-sided ones are called pentagons.
"What about two sided ones?" I asked. "They don't exist." was his response. "I be...
The Devil Made Me Do It. Sunday morning services were going very smoothly when suddenly a flash of light and smoke appeared in front of the pulpit followed by a large "BOOM".
When the smoke cleared...
The First Time Hunting Together A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said, "Stay here and be VERY QUIET. I'll be across the field....
Guy Jokes Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?
God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?...
First Operation Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid say...
The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?
Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $...

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