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Teaching Math Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $
100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?...
The World According to Andy Rooney.... ** On Ads In Bill
Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now?...
Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
He...
Actual Doctors' Notes On Patient's Charts: ** Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year ** On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.
**...
A Cat's Guide: TRAINING YOUR HUMAN 1. CHAIRS AND RUGS
** If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly....
The Origin of the Military Specification The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between rails) is 4 feet, 8.
5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the wa...
Abbott and Costello Meet Windows98 Costello: Hey, Abbott!
Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer....
So you want the day off: Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
... There are 365 days per year available for work....
Three guys go out for a meal... After the meal, they are given the bill which totals $
30. The waiter takes $10 of each of them and heads for the counter....

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