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Mississippi Professional Engineering Exam 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-lb.
possum. 2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest whe...
Crocodile Tears One day a wealthy man was having a party at his house.
He was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, women, cars, plane...
The Wrong Answer Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin.
An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were ask...
Reasons Adam Was The Luckiest Man: ** He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married.
** He had no in-laws to drop in. ** There were no Jones for him to keep up with....
How to keep a healthy level of insanity while driving other people crazy.
.. ** At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down....
Some Really Dumb Criminals (Washington DC) Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.
Instead of pulling the front pa...
A Lesson On Being VERY careful: In an ancient monastery in a faraway place, a new monk arrived to join his brothers in copying books and scrolls in the monastery's scriptorium.
He was assigned to be a...
Pass the beans please!! Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat live...
From The Wit of Steven Wright: ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts....
The Jigsaw Puzzle John got a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy, who said "I've got a problem.
"What's the matter?" asked John. "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard....

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