Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
How many Oregonians does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to turn the bulb, and four to chase away the Californians who have come to relate to the experience....
How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty. Fifty? Yeah, fifty! It's in the contract!...
How many straight, normal San Franciscans does it take to change a light bulb? Both of them.
How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old one was....
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change itself when it is ready....
How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to witness, and one to shoot the witness....
How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
How many Real Women does it take to change a light bulb?
None. A Real Woman would have lots of Real Men around to change it....
How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but you need 6,000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike....

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