Light Bulb Jokes

Q:" How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
Q:" How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Seven - One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years....
Q:" How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Five - One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
Q:" How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Three - but they're really only one....
Q:" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on....
Q:" How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" one to screw it in, and another to repent....
Q:" How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" One - but it takes at least three light bulbs....
Q:" How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
Q:" How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Thats not funny!!! "A:" Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
Q:" How many Radcliffe girls does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" It's "Women" and it's not funny!...