Light Bulb Jokes

Q:" How many "Real Men" does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, "Real Men" aren't afraid of the dark. "A...
Q:" How many "Real Women" does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, "Real Woman" would have plenty of real men around to do it....
Q:" How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None ... ("Thats all right...I'll just sit here in the dark...")...
Q:" How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Only one, but he'll tell everybody....
Q:" How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb....
Q:" How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!...
Q:" How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? "A:" That's a military secret.
Q:" How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....
Q:" How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None, the light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....
Q:" How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" 1,000,001 - One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again....