Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q:" How many Boddhisattvas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" One - "If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will...
Q:" How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" Billions and billions!
Q:" How many disarmament folks does it take to change a light bulb? "A:" They won't, because
If we change our bulb, they will just change theirs to a brighter one, so where will it all end?
We already have enough bulbs to illuminate the entire world three times over.
We shouldn't spend money for light bulbs as long as anyone is hungry anywhere.
We don't know what effect all this artificial light will have on the future of mankind.
Nature provides us with all the light we need; we just haven't learned to husband it yet.
Artificial light isn't aesthetically correct.

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