Light Bulb Jokes

Q:" How many missionaries does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" 1 - 1 to screw it in and the other 100 to convince everyone else to screw in light bulbs too....
Q:" How many sex therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
Q:" How many Reagans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" What light bulb? Note: Topical to Reagan's apparent poor memory....
Q:" How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye....
Q:" How many NSC members does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" We can't say. "A:" Three, in fourteen countries....
Q:" How many Contras does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from....
Q:" How many light bulbs does it take to change an &l
ethnic>? "A:" None! <ethnic>s don't get light bulbs! (or if they do, they're burned out)...
Q:" How many <ethnic> gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
Q:" How many American Imperialist Pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q:" How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Five - one to hold the bulb and four to drink till the room spins....