Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q:" How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, the darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
Q:" How many supply-side economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None, if the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in....
Q:" How many valley girls does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Oooh, like, manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! Fer sure....
Q:" How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb? "A:" Three - as follow
One to write the light bulb removal program
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and
one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
Q:" How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb? "A:" Both of them.
Q:" How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" A tree in a golden forest. "A:" Two - one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....

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