Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? What kind of answer have you got in mind?
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Don't mind me, I'll just sit here in the dark while you go out and have fun....
How many generals does it take to change a light bulb?
1,000,001. One to change the bulb, and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where we need light bulbs again....
How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Q:" How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Three - One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb....
Q:" How many tenors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Three - One to do it and two to stand there and tell each other how they could have done it better....
Q:" How many (computer) programmers (or software engineers) does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, it's a hardware problem. "A...
Q:" How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Six - One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to (share) the experience....
Q:" How many Marinites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact....

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