Light Bulb Jokes

Q:" How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Five - One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience....
Q:" How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" None of your goddam business! "A:" Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....
Q:" How many DEC employees does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" 92 - As follows: l c l. 2 People - Preliminary discussion of concept change....
Q:" How many union shop stewards does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Fifty - 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract....
Q:" How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Only one, but the bulb has to really WANT to change....
Q:" How many hardware folks/FSE's does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, that's a software problem. "A:" None, they always work in the dark!...
Q:" How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
Q:" How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" That's Proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only)....
Q:" How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill....
Q:" How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" One - but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....