Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years....
Q: How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
Q: How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three, but they're really only one....
Q: How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on....
Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Thats not funny!!! A: Who cares as long as one of 'em sucks my cock....
Q: How many girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Its women and its not funny.
Q': How many 'Cliffie girls does it take to change a light bulb?
A': It's "Radcliffe Women" and it's not funny!...
Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb....

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