Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....
Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him ....
Q: "How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: "151, one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
Q: How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?
A: Many hands make light work....
Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000...
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 7....
Q: How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?
A: None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs....
Q: How many Pygmies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: At least three. (Notes: think height!)...
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight....

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