Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

Home › Short Jokes › Light Bulb Jokes

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?
Q: How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!...
Q: How many Lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There never *was* any light bulb. Note...
Q: how many cabbage patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: the question is irrelevant since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many....
Q: How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!...
Q: How many psychics does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: ---- You should have hit "n"!
Q: How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing....
Q: How many sorority sisters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed....
Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....

< previous

28

29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
43
next >