Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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How many Arts students does it take to change a light bulb? One, but they get 6 credits for it...
How many engineering students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report....
How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, its a hardware problem.
Q. How many rednecks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Six. They all beat the hell out of it, leave it lying in a dark alley and brag about it in the pub afterwards....
How many Norwegians does is take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a _long_ story about it......
How many paranoid people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who wants to know?
Q. How many chiorpractors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One but it will take six visits.
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb? A: (in a very loud voice) ONE!
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and the other to drink till the room spins....
Q: How many male chauvenists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark....

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