Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q: How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Oooh, like, manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! For sure....
Q: How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three...
Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Both of them.
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: A tree in a golden forest. A': Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
Q: How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Billions and billions.
Q: How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
Q: How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare....
Q: What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb....

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