Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q: How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. You have to replace the whole motherboard....
How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Soviet emigres aren't afraid to sit in the dark....
How many light bulbs does it take to change a Soviet emigre? One, if you aim well.
What do a Soviet emigre and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? Neither one is very bright.
A Soviet emigre climbs on a dinner table to change a light bulb.
His girlfriend tries to put a newspaper under his dirty sneakers....
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 but don't ask me how they got in there.....
Q. How many Oxford undergraduates does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One. He simply holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him....
Q. How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A. It doesn't matter how many academics there are....
How many artsy blackhair college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they'd rather be in the dark....

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