Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q: How many [IBM] Technical Writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 100....
Q: How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one....
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous....
Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it....
Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness....
Q: How many <ethnics> does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....
Q: How many strong <ethnics> does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
Q: How many <ethnic> gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
Q: How many people does it take to throw away a one WATT bulb?
? A: Five. A Black, a Jew, two women, and a cripple....
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. It turned itself in.

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