Light Bulb Jokes

Light Bulb Jokes

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Q: How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end....
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, if it knows its own Goedel number....
Q: How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: To get to the other side.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It's left to the reader as an exercise....
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study....
Q: How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: They don't need to, they glow in the dark....
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb....
Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two....
Q: How many aides does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
A: None, they like to keep him in the dark....
Q: How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Depends on what you want to change it into....

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