Limericks

Limericks

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The spouse of a pretty young thing Came home from the wars in the spring.
He was lame but he came With his dame like a flame- A discharge is a wonderful thing....
The limerick form is complex Its contents run chiefly to sex.
It burgeons with virgeons And masculine urgeons, And swarms with erotic effex....
There was a young fellow named Lancelot, Who his neighbors all looked on askance alot Whenever he'd pass A presentable lass, The front of his pants would advance a lot.
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth,There were only two balls -- and he had 'em.
There was a young girl of Cah'lina, Had a very capricious vagina
To the shock of the fucker 'Twould suddenly pucker, And whistle the chorus of "Dinah....
The nipples of Sarah Sarong, When excited, are twelve inches long.
This embarrassed her lover Who was pained to discover! She expected no less of his dong....
There was a young idler named Blood, Made a fortune performing at stud, With a fifteen-inch peter, A double-beat metre, And a load like the Biblical Flood.
There was a young woman in Dee Who stayed with each man she did see.
When it came to a test She wished to be best, And practice makes perfect, you see....
A young man with passions quite gingery Tore a hole in his sister's best lingerie.
He slapped her behind And made up his mind To add incest to insult and injury....
If you're speaking of actions immoral Then how about giving the laurel To doughty Queen Esther, No three men could best her- One fore, and one aft, and one oral.

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