Limericks

Limericks

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A psychoneurotic fanatic Said, "I take little girls to the attic, Then whistle a tune 'Bout the cow and the moon --, When the cow jumps, I come.
It`s dramatic....
There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....
Van Gogh found a whore who would lay, And accept a small painting as pay.
"Vive l`Art!" cried Van Gogh, "But it`s too fucking slow -- I wish I could paint ten a day!...
young man who lived in Khartoum Was exceedingly fond of the womb.
He thought nothing finer Than the female vagina, So he kept three of four in his room....
There was a young farmer of Nant Whose conduct was gay and gallant, For he fucked all his dozens Of nieces and cousins, In addition, of course, to his aunt.
There was a young lady named Smith Whose virtue was largely a myth.
She said, "Try as I can I can't find a man Who it`s fun to be virtuous with....
When the judge, with his wife having sport, Proved suddenly two inches short, The good woman declined, And the judge had her fined By proving contempt of the court.
The mathematician Von Blecks Devised an equation for sex, Having proved a good fuck Isn't patience of luck, But a function of Y over X.
A lady athletic and handsome Got wedged in her sleeping room transom.
When she offered much gold For release, she was told, That the view is worth more than the ransom....
There was a young lady of Trent Who said that she knew what it meant When he asked her to dine, Private room, lots of wine, 'She knew, oh she knew!
but she went!...

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