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Article 307 of eunet.jokes: Path: puukko!santra!tut!
enea!mcvax!ukc!warwick!cuddm From: cuddm@daisy.warwick....
A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left her quite nude, Saw a man come along And, unless I'm quite wrong, You expected this line to be lewd.
A beat schizophrenic said, "Me? I am not I, I'm a tree.
But another, more sane, Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!" And covered his pants leg with pee....
A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker's, plus eight Is his phone number -- give him a call.
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Once sat herself down on a molehill. A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms.
Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill....
A pretty young maiden from France Decided she'd "just take a chance.
She let herself go For an hour or so And now all her sisters are aunts....
A remarkable race are the Persians; They have such peculiar diversions.
They make love the whole day In the usual way And save up the nights for perversions....
A team playing baseball in Dallas Called the umpire blind out of malice.
While this worthy had fits The team made eight hits And a girl in the bleachers named Alice....
A wanton young lady from Wimley Reproached for not acting quite primly Said, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love, But it's such an entrancing facsimile....
A wanton young lady from Wimley Reproached for not acting quite primly Said, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love, But it's such an entrancing facsimile....

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