Miscellaneous Jokes

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A computer salesman, a hardware engineer, and a software engineer are driving in a car together.
Suddenly the right rear tire blows out, ahd the car rolls to a stop....
A quayle
Three questions to ask an alien before having sex: (1) Are you carrying any diseases which might be communicable to humans?
(2) Have you had sex with any high-risk partners in the past ...
I am writing this on the morning following an event of great national shock.
The Republicans have chosen Dan Quayle as the Vice-Presidential candidate....
Sing to the song "I'm so Excited": Choru
This fall it looks like Bush against Du...
Switch on emulation = David Letterman TEN REASONS WHY NEW YORKERS PREFER BEACHES IN NEW YORK STATE.
------------------------------------------------------------- 10) It really feels at home...
From the Dukakis campaign--- Dukakis and his wife, Kitty, are frequently quite affectionate in public.
Reporters asked D. if he thought that Bush and his wife would have to behave more affectio...
Relayed by: Walid Why did the chicken cross the road?
...to get to the National Guard....
D: Jul qb jbzra gnxr ybatre guna zra gb ernpu betnfz?
N: Jub pnerf? -- D: Ubj qb lbh xabj jura vg'f gvzr gb jnfu qvfurf naq pyrna gur ubhfr?...

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