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This comes from a box of my Dad's stuff from World War II.
HEADQUARTERS LAST U.S. ARMY APO 001. U.
S. ARMY AG 4110.99 (DEBCA) 20 September 1944 SUBJECT ...
What's the difference between the 80's and the 50's?
In the 80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd like some condoms," then whispers, "and some cigarettes....
There are three umpires at a baseball game. One is an engineer, one is a physicist and one is a mathematician.
There is a close play at home plate and all three umpires call the man out. The ma...
LOS ANGELES TIMES, September 14, 1987
Excerpted from the Redwood City Times: The huge Shell Oil Co.
oxic waste trial scheduled to gear up in San Bruno this fall has produced reams and reams of paper....
Heard on KABC, a survey was taken at some high school on how the students felt about contraceptives being advertised on television.
66% were in favor of it. 26% were against it. 8% said that re...
That reminds me of the time , a few years ago when I left home with my 5" master floppy in my pocket.
Suddenly a gust of wind blew it into the road where it was run over by a passing millitary para...
From the New York Times: Q: What were Dan Quayle's three hardest years? A: Second grade.
Ok, did you hear this one: Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, thwo cars both slightly cross over the white line in the centre of the road.
They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, a...

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