Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Waitress: Hawaii mister? You must be Hungary? Ge
Yes, Siam. And I can't Rumania long either. Venice lunch ready?...
Guerr thlf ner qvfphffvat jbzra. "V yvxr gb jngpu n jbzna'f gvgf orfg," gur svefg thl fnlf.
Gur frpbaq fnlf "V yvxr gb ybbx ng n jbzna'f nff....
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Turing machine with two heads! STARTLING EVIDENCE: LISP came from Mars? SHOCKIN...
In the Bundeswehr (West German army) a company of soldiers decided to have some fun with their company cook, a short, fat, very un-martial young man.
So every morning before he woke up, one of them...
Minnesota Slogans 1. I came, I thawed, I transferred.
... 2. Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy....
An 80-year old man read in the paper that someone had saved a life by signing an organ donor card.
A Jew & a Chinaman (sigh...) are traveling on a train together.
After a while, The jew stand up, and gives the chinaman a tremndous slap....
Yvggyr Znegva vf sbhe lrnef byq. Bar qnl juvyr ur jnf crfgrevat uvf zbgure, fur fnvq "Jul qba'g lbh tb npebff gur fgerrg naq jngpu gur ohvyqref jbex, znlor lbh jvyy yrnea fbzrguvat".
Znegva jnf...
If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site.
Don't ask me....

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