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my landlady insists on speaking german to me at every opportunity.
Having 6 year old kids come up to you and say "ggbbdbffbtttllgghhx lldfggbhjk ffbgglskxksii?...
Tester: "Please step into the bathroom over there, and fill this cup to the halfway mark".
Testee (thinks): Hmmm. Only half a cup? What's the matter, don't they like my urine?...
So there's this magician working on a small cruise ship.
He's been doing his routines every night for a year or two now....
From the New Republic] "Our parents were of Midwestern stock and very strict.
They didn't want us to grow up to be spoi...
Heard from Jay Leno on the Tonight Show, Monday August 29
Do you hear that they are even making a movie now about Dan Quayle's Vietnam War experience....
This one is entirely my fault. The Republican Prayer --------------------- Our Gipper, who art in Washington, Ronald be Thy name.
Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, In Heav...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of the Scottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary about the way of life there.
REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from...
S H U T T L E J O K E S Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
A: One blew left and one blew right. Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?...
This morning, one of our users told me of something he'd read about businesses and UNIX.

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