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Don't be too hard on George Bush; he just confused Pearl Harbor Day (Dec.
7) with Pearl Arbor Day (Sept. 7th), a day when Americans traditionally plant oyster beds....
From Wisconsin Public Radio comes a weekly program called "What'dya Know" with Michael Feldman.
[It's a great show - sort of like PHC with humo...
A modernization of an old poem of unknown (to me) origi
Here lies the body of Mary Ann Peltzer. She died while taking an Alka Seltzer....
In other news, the first debate between George Bush and Michael Dukakis has been scheduled for September 25th.
We are surprised Bush agreed to this date, since we thought he would want to spend C...
David Albe
Joan, the rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.
She wore a bathing suit the frist day, but on the second, she decided that no one...
From "The Sun Times" Sept 88: In CICS (Complex Instruction Computing Set) machines, the microcode engine requires five to ten clock cycles per instructio
he goal of RISC machines is to reduce...
Anapl Erntna vf gur pryroevgl pbagrfgnag ba Cnffjbeq.
Vg'f ure ghea gb thrff gur jbeq. Ibvpr Bire: Naq gur cnffjbeq vf....
The Preying Mantis Syndrome Many lower life forms demonstrate qualities that, at first, don't seem very good for survival.
For instance, the female praying mantis, after mating with, well, her m...
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in 'Vegas.
She's down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, "What rotten luck!...

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