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My gal pal told me this one: Q: What do yuppies call mutual oral sex?
A: Sixty-something. Ron D. Harvey ..!att!ihlpm!...
Psychiatrists are now recommending a new therapy, called "Quayle rehabilitation," for certain disturbed patients.
In Quayle rehab, the patient compares himself to Jack Kennedy and hopes all his p...
Q. What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? A. Popeye shot him...
At the Republican convention, some radicals presented themselves as an "organization," "Draft Dodgers for Quayle.
One of them quipped: "The GOP nominated a drug dealer and a draft dodger... and ...
I saw this in the For Sale column of our local newspaper.
.. ( some parts have been censored ;-) Cemetary Plot, No....
P.S. Heard on David Letterman: You know, baseball was an exhibition sport in the Olympics this year.
Much as it was in Baltimore....
A ventriloquist in a nightclub is telling a series of [ethnic] jokes.
He plays straight man while the little dummy on his knee poses the riddles and answers questions....
Prior to the World Championships in Rome, Ben Johnson was asked whether he would prefer a gold medal or a world record.
He said that he would prefer a gold medal because "no one can ever take it aw...
From Dennis Miller's Saturday Night News on Saturday Night Live 10/8/88
We should have a Vollyballocracy. We elect a six-pack of presidents....
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Jura yvtugf-bhg bppheerq, gur ovt thl tbg bhg bs uvf ohax naq fnvq gb Ubsszna, "Jr'e...

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