Miscellaneous Jokes

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Heard on PBS last week: Nearly 600,000 men in the United States get a vasectomy each year.
-- bill davidse...
Satan comes down to visit a famous, utterly ruthless Hollywood producer.
Satan says, "Look, I have a business proposition for you....
Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
A couple decide to see a movie. They arrive just before show time and the theater is quite full.
There was a "Gala" for George Bush in San Jose yesterday, where the Governor of California hosted and Bob Hope was one of the speakers.
I heard this quote on the radio (paraphrased then as now): ...
What did Princess Grace have that Natalie Wood needed? A good stroke.
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Gur svefg thl vf pneelvat n qvfphf, naq ur jnyxf hc gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Fbivrg Qvfphf Grnz....
If you don't know how to decode this, ask a fellow reader at or near your site.
Don't ask me....
A man walks into a bar, with a huge alligator on a leash.
He walks over to the bar, and orders a beer....
If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was.
Years ago, I was taking an algebra class over the summer, and had...

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