Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet....
How many cabbage patch dolls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The question is irrelevant since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many....
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) Silly, Californians don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in hot tubs....
How many Carl Sagans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Billions and billions.
How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
100,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution....
How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. But they're really only one.
How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork....
How many Columbia students does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. But he gets three credits.
How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets....
How many conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to change it and the others to sit around and talk about how much they liked the old one....

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