Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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How many bankers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination....
How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee....
How many Beverly Hills realtors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in and two to learn Arabic....
How many bikers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified....
How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items....
How many brewers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One third less than for a regular bulb.
How many investment brokers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) MY GOD!! IT BURNT OUT!! SELL ALL MY G.E. STOCK NOW!...
How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four....

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