Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: If there were three Santa's on a roof, how could you tell which one was an Aggie?
A: The one with the Easter basket!...
T H E R U L E S <<<--- 1. The female ALWAYS makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice....
There was once a little boy ... He was at home one day and he heard some moaning and groaning coming from his mother's bedroom.
He hastily peeked through the keyhole and saw his mother lying...
Q: How do you know when your girlfriend/wife/lover is too fat?
A: When she keeps her vibrator in the gun rack!...
Q: What did they do with the dead Texan that was too big to fit in a coffin?
A: Gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe box!...
Tom Neukam) This text ACTUALLY came out of an IBM service database.
Of course it's referring to the rubber ball inside a computer mouse ....
Q: What does an Irish seven-course meal consists of? A: A six pack and a potato.
Q: What has 300 legs and seven teeth? A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Q: What is the best thing about Alzheimer's disease? A: You meet so many new people.
Q: Why don't elephants pick their nose? A: Cuz there's nowhere to hide a 6 foot booger!

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