Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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How many real women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it....
How many rec.humor posters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) 1000....
How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....
How many Paul Reveres does it take to screw in a light bulb? One if by hand, but two if by feel.
How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and another to repent....
How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's a military secret.
How many Russian leaders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs....
How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Both of them.
How many science fiction writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two....
How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum....

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