Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft....
A gambler was telling a friend about his first junket to Las Vegas and how hard it was to get any sleep.
I was awakened at one, two and four in the morning by a drunk chorus girl banging on the doo...
Two ferocious cannibal chiefs sat licking their fingers after a large meal.
"Your wife makes a delicious roast,"one chief said....
From the outset, the blind date was a fiasco and it was intensified by the fact that the fellow was too intensitive and ego-ridden to realize it.
The moment of truth came in the supper club as he cl...
After a wild freeway chase, the motorcycle cop waved the speeding sports car over to the curb.
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me obtain a divorce.
My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with....
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.
I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the di...
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo.
Marge was getting pretty upset about her husband's lack of attention and decided to come on a little stronger to him.
After dinner, she put on her sexy, backless nightgown backward and sauntered i...

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