Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: How do you catch a 'unique' rabbit? A: You (s)neak up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame (same) way....
Anthropologists do it with culture. Archeologists do it with mummies.
Architects do it late. Bankers do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl....
The young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first visit home since starting college.
Mom, I have to tell you," the girl confessed. "I lost my virginity last weekend....
Adam," the heavenly voice called to the Garden of Eden, "what did you and Eve do today?
"We ate some fruit, Lord," Adam said reverently....
Q: How does a Mexican know when it's time to eat again? A: His asshole stops burning.
Two guys wandered into a bar. One of the men shouted to the barkeeper,"Hiya, Mike.
Set 'em up for me and my pal here." Then he turned to his slightly dim partner and boasted, "This is a great bar....
An Israeli was sitting between two Arabs on a long airplane flight.
Three doctors were talking about the amazing things being done in medicine.
A well dressed lawyer went into a bar for a martini and found himself beside a scrungy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand.
The attorney leaned closer while the drunk...
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a pig?
A: Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do....

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